Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Collection of maybe the funnies Latvian jokes in internet.
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato?
A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.
Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
Q : What are one potato say other potato?
A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.